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In
the beginning was the Plan.
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And
then came the Assumptions.
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And
the Assumptions were without form.
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And
the Plan was without substance.
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And
darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
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And
they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of ‘stuff’
and stinks.”
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And
the Workers went unto their Supervisors saying, “It is a pail of
dung and we cannot live with the smell."
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And
the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, “It is a container
of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
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And
the Managers went unto their Directors saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength.”
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And
the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to
another, “ It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very
strong.”
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And
the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It
promotes growth, and is very powerful.”
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And
the Vice Presidents went to the President saying, “This new plan
will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful
effects.”
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And
the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
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And
the Plan became Policy.
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And
this is how “stuff” happens.
